Todd P

hello 2009

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====| WEDNESDAY 1/7 –|7pm|– @ MONSTER ISLAND AVANT FLOOR |====

:: SHOWPAPER FILM NIGHT @ Monster Island!
:: a screening of great avant arty comedy animation and other funny stuff!
:: all proceeds benefit SHOWPAPER — http://myspace.com/showpaper

:: HERE”S WHAT WE’RE SHOWING:
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:: TOTALLY 4 TEENS ———– new Adult Swim pilot from Wonder Showzen / TV Carnage / Daily Show folks
:: Y’ALL SO STUPID ———— Super Deluxe / Adult Swim show by Devin Flynn
:: XAVIER: RENEGADE ANGEL — CGI new age weird genius from Wonder Showzen people
:: FINAL FLESH —————- avant porn from PFFR
:: TV CARNAGE LIVE ———– Derrick Beckles presents his hacked TV footage live!

:: if people are feeling it at the end of the night, maybe we’ll bust out a dance party

| TOTALLY 4 TEENS |
PREMIERE SCREENING! a new Adult Swim pilot from Vernon Chatman (PFFR, Wonder Showzen, Xavier: Renegade Angel, the voice of “Towelie” on South Park), and Derrick Beckles (TV Carnage, Street Carnage), and Ari Fishman (the Daily Show) and lots of other folks. Warped teen show meets hyperactive video editing meets equal parts obnoxiousness and genius. Made in Brooklyn!
| WONDER SHOWZEN VIDEOS |– http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=wonder+showzen&emb=0&aq=f#
| TV CARNAGE VIDEOS |– http://youtube.com/user/tvcarnage

| Y’ALL SO STUPID |
“Devin Flynn was nine years old when he drew his first cartoon; a flipbook of a mouse dropping something heavy on a cat. Since then he’s made animated work for Wonder Showzen, the Aqua Teen movie and Vice. He also plays bass in the band Pixeltan. His latest show, Y’all So Stupid, contains moments of staggering genius” - VICE “All Devin Flynn does is draw on individual 8.5×11 pieces of paper until they pile up around him. Then he turns on his computer and converts the best drawings into an acid trip.” - STREET CARNAGE
| VIDEOS |– http://adultswim.com/video/index.html?section=Other&collectionID=8a2505951d6251d9011d729217200083

| XAVIER: RENEGADE ANGEL |
“A computer animated tv series from John Lee and Vernon Chatman of Wonder Showzen and PFFR. Xavier, a rather strange looking faun-like wanderer/seeker travels across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious and uncertain origin.” - MILK AND COOKIES
| VIDEOS |– http://adultswim.com/shows/xavier/indexpage.html#video

| FINAL FLESH |
avant pornography, seriously. Long ago someone gave PFFR a wad of “art cash” to make some “art.” PFFR found a company in St Louis that will make a porno out of any script that you send them. They wrote a script, sent the money, and Final Flesh is what came back in a plain brown envelope.
| PFFR SITE |– http://pffr.net

| TV CARNAGE |
“Better known as the bottomless cesspool of film and TV industry mistakes, cluelessness, desperation, perversion, and accidental brilliance, edited into a perfect tapestry that will fill your heart with joy and the back of your throat with bile. Created with an undying Canadian spirit and made famous by good old fashion American knowhow.” - TV CARNAGE HQ Derrick Beckles will present 20 minutes of TV CARNAGE live before your eyes!
| TV CARNAGE VIDEOS |– http://youtube.com/user/tvcarnage

FYI - I book lots of shows, but so do lots of other people, so if you want to book a show & can’t get a response out of me, you should try contacting these other great NYC independent & ALL AGES showfolk below. I recommend perusing their links and their calendars to see if they’re the right fit for you, or just to see what’s going on:

(if you book affordable, independent, ALL AGES shows in NYC & would like to be on the above list, just ask!)

ALSO - CHECK -SHOWPAPER- FOR ALL AGES SHOWS & PLACES TO PLAY - AVAILABLE IN PRINT ALL OVER NYC & THE TRI-STATE AREA!
–MYSPACE–> http://myspace.com/showpaper

===|| NOT-FOR-PROFIT PA LENDING SERVICE NEEDS YR HELP!!! ||====
BKLYN PA lends out soundsystems at charity rates to people organizing independent, all ages events. We’re always looking for donations, either of musical equipment or funds! If you’d like to donate or to rent a PA, contact one of thew two below:
– EMAIL –> bklynpa@gmail.com
– MYSPACE –> http://myspace.com/bklynpahelp

Heya! you ever see someone at a show (or on the way there or somehow related or somesuch) that you really wish you could see again?? Then you should -totally- submit a ‘Missed Connections’ style ‘I Saw You’ personal to be published in next week’s SHOWPAPER! You can either send in a new ‘I Saw You’ -or- reply to one from the current issue! Make sure to include what show it was!!
– EMAIL –> isawyou.showpaper@gmail.com

Brought to you with love by Todd P! Thanks for 7 great years (so far)!

toddp@toddpnyc.com | http://toddpnyc.com

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Now thru Mid-January @ SECRET PROJECT ROBOT - MONSTER ISLAND

|| SHOWPAPER OPEN SUBMISSIONS ART SHOW
|| selected artwork from our 1st round of submissions!
|| proceeds to benefit SHOWPAPER - http://myspace.com/showpaper

|| ART PIECES BY:

|| Korakrit Arunanondchai
|| Jim Avignon
|| Moira Connelly
|| Jesse Gelaznik
|| Nathan Gelgud
|| Lizz Hickey
|| Zara Messano & Gil Gentile
|| Leif Parsons
|| Kathleen Vaccaro
|| Jason Yates

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Friday January 9th @ LESS ARTISTS MORE CONDOS

|| Psychedelic Horseshit
|||| Kurt Vile & The Violators ————– mems The War on Drugs
|||||| Tyvek

| curated by Kayla Cohen - http://www.myspace.com/2287400 |

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Saturday January 10th @ MARKET HOTEL

:: Crystal Stilts
:::: Tyvek
:::::: Box Elders ———-> Goner Records
:::::::: Medication ——–> HoZac, from Connecticut
:::::::::: Kid Romance —–> http://myspace.com/kidromance

| curated by Mike Sniper, organized by Todd P |

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Tuesday January 13th @ MONSTER ISLAND BASEMENT

:: Golden Error
:::: Puffy Areolas
:::::: Drunkdriver
:::::::: Predator Vision
:::::::::: Chinese Restaurants

:: dj Kevin Failure ————– from Pink Reason

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Tuesday January 20th @ MARKET HOTEL ———|this show was at Danbro, but moved..|

:: INUAGURATION DAY PUNK SHOW

:::: FUCKED UP
:::::: Pissed Jeans
:::::::: Vivian Girls

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Wednesday January 21st @ MONSTER ISLAND BASEMENT

:: MV & EE

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Friday January 23rd @ DEATH BY AUDIO

|| Tall Firs
|||| Garotas Suecas
|||||| Golden Triangle
|||||||| Metal Mountains

| curated by Michelle Cable / http://panacherock.com |

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Friday January 30th @ DANBRO STUDIOS WAREHOUSE (tentative)

:: BKLYN vs. B-MORE BATTLE MARATHON!
:: 2 stages, bands from Brooklyn on one, Baltimore on the other
:: —| $3 |—

:: DAN DEACON
:::: Thank You
:::::: Future Islands
:::::::: dj Dog Dick

:: guests tba
:::: guests tba
:::::: These Are Powers
:::::::: USAISAMONSTER

| DANBRO STUDIOS WAREHOUSE |
268 Meserole St @ Bushwick Pl | East Williamsburg, Bklyn
L-Montrose, JM-Lorimer, G-Broadway | 8pm | all ages | —| $3 |—

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Wenesday February 4th @ SMOG GARAGE - BARD COLLEGE

|| Woods
|||| Wavves ———-> > http://myspace.com/wavves
|||||| Bird Names

[ SMOG GARAGE - BARD COLLEGE ]
Woods Ave @ New Village Ln, 4499 Route 9G | Annandale-On-Hudson, NY
AMTRAK to Rhinecliff station, then taxi | FREE | ALL AGES | no phone

| organized by Sam Donahue / Bard College |

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Thursday February 5th @ VASSAR COLLEGE - 124 RAYMOND AVE

|| Woods
|||| Wavves ———-> > http://myspace.com/wavves
|||||| Nodzzz

| organized by Nicholas Marmet / Vassar College |

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Friday February 6th @ MARKET HOTEL

:: Woods
:::: Blank Dogs
:::::: Wavves ———-> http://myspace.com/wavves
:::::::: Nodzzz ———> http://myspace.com/nodzzz
:::::::::: Gary War

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Saturday February 7th @ LESS ARTISTS MORE CONDOS

:: Blank Dogs
:::: Woods
:::::: Wavves ———-> http://myspace.com/wavves
:::::::: Nodzzz ———> http://myspace.com/nodzzz
:::::::::: Gary War

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Saturday February 21st @ MARKET HOTEL

:: TELEPATHE
:::: Teengirl Fantasy ——> http://myspace.com/teengirlfantasy
:::::: Hawnay Troof

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Thursday March 12th @ MONSTER ISLAND BASEMENT

:: Cause Co-Motion
:::: Let’s Wrestle —–> from UK
:::::: guests tba

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Saturday April 25th @ SILENT BARN

:: Cause Co-Motion
:::: Jeremy Jay ——–> http://myspace.com/jeremyjay

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Saturday April 25th @ MARKET HOTEL

:: Chain and the Gang ——-> new band from Ian Svenvonius
:::: Calvin Johnson

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brought to you with love by Todd P

toddp@toddpnyc.com | http://toddpnyc.com